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  • Super-Soft feel
  • Double-needle bottom hem & sleeves
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder tape and seamed collar
  • Preshrunk
Size Width (in.) Length (in.)
Small 18 28
Medium 20 29
Large 22 30.5
XL 24 31.5
2XL 26 32.5
3XL 28 33.5
Barn Door Life T-Shirt

It’s the Barn Door Life T-Shirt!

You know my vehement proclivity: barn door over tailgates every time! Social media polls show that most of you feel the same way, so here’s the T-shirt you need! Of course, it features my own 1990 Suburban 4x4 that I am giving away, along with $5,000, to one lucky winner who will be chosen just after the entry deadline of December 7, 2025. See my homepage and click through to the rules to learn how to enter.

Once you get your shirt, you’ll be part of the in crowd. The groovy artwork is by Jeff Dokken with his first design for the D/F line—but he was our original merch designer back in the Roadkill days!

Get the shirt, get your barn-door Suburban, and maybe win my ’90 and $5,000! The shirts are black, 100% cotton, and made in the US with a D/F logo at the left breast and the Barn Door Life Suburban artwork. These are really vibrant and cool.

$26.99 each
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