| Size | Width (in.) | Length (in.) |
| Small | 18 | 28 |
|---|---|---|
| Medium | 20 | 29 |
| Large | 22 | 30.5 |
| XL | 24 | 31.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33.5 |
An old car brings new depth to life! Hop behind the wheel and you are immediately superior to all the traffic lemmings in their generic, shapeless transportation cars. Yup. It’s a fact. Life is too short to drive a mobility blob! You know it’s true, so it’s time to get the shirt and just rub it in a little more to all those people in their soulless, white/silver/gray/black commuters.
This shirt has the “no mobility blobs” insignia and D/F logo at the left breast with the large art on the back that makes it clear that Life Is Too Short To Drive a Mobility Blob. Even if all you own is a Prius, you probably need this shirt to make sure people know that you’re aware your life is joyless. These shirts are black, 100% cotton, and made in the USA.