An old car brings new depth to life! Hop behind the wheel and you are immediately superior to all the traffic lemmings in their generic, shapeless transportation cars. Yup. It’s a fact. Life is too short to drive a mobility blob! You know it’s true, so it’s time to get the shirt and just rub it in a little more to all those people in their soulless, white/silver/gray/black commuters.

This shirt has the “no mobility blobs” insignia and D/F logo at the left breast with the large art on the back that makes it clear that Life Is Too Short To Drive a Mobility Blob. Even if all you own is a Prius, you probably need this shirt to make sure people know that you’re aware your life is joyless. These shirts are black, 100% cotton, and made in the USA.