I almost sold my ‘71 Plymouth Duster. I even had a check in hand from a buyer, ready to cash. But then I was driving the car so much I realized I was too attached to it to part with it. Why? Because beaters are neater. And, of course, you can never have too many Dusters.

That’s why The Red Duster is sticking around for a while, and why it’s starring on my newest Beaters Are Neater T-shirt designed by Coby Gewertz.

Get one of these shirts and help spread the understanding that junky paint is so much less stressful than pristine polish jobs!