You know what they say: red cars get more traffic tickets because they stand out among the white-black-silver blobs on the road. Well, if you’re ready to stand out in any crowd, you need the D/F Firing Order T-Shirt in Ticket-Me Red. It’s not even a violation. Well, perhaps it’s a bit abrasive to Ford guys, but otherwise, 1-8-4-3-6-5-7-2 is statistically the right firing order for whatever you’re driving, assuming you’re doing the right thing with V8 power. Chevy, Mopar, AMC, Buick, Olds, Pontiac—and even the more obscure stuff—all run on 1-8-4-3-6-5-7-2.

Think how handy this shirt will be if you ever forget the firing order. The numbers are even stacked so that you can quickly spot the companion cylinders.

You better exceed the speed limit to get the Ticket-Me Red Firing Order T-Shirt while they’re still here, because they are exclusively available in the D/F store for a limited time.