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  • Super-Soft feel
  • Double-needle bottom hem & sleeves
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder tape and seamed collar
  • Preshrunk
Size Width (in.) Length (in.)
Small 18 28
Medium 20 29
Large 22 30.5
XL 24 31.5
2XL 26 32.5
3XL 28 33.5
The Official Dog Shirt

You demanded this! Yes, my famous Dog T-shirts are available again for one week only. It’s been a long time since these have been available and I may never do them again, so grab a lifetime supply of Dog shirts before it’s too late. I’m offering them because so many people asked for them on a recent live feed.

As you hardcore followers or recent Roadkill bingers know, Dog was my lovable canine sidekick on a number of early episodes. She was the best at barfing down my back. Her real name was Bika (pronounced Bee-Kuh), and she passed away many years ago at this point. Fortunately, she lives forever on TV, in viewer’s minds, in my heart, and on these cool shirts designed by STC Doodles.

I wasn’t sure I’d ever make these again, so get yours this week. They are black, 100% cotton with the sleeping doggie small and centered on the front and the with the big Dog art on the back. Bika forever!

$24.99 each
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